The HAMMER!

My friend Judi's husband is having a birthday this week, so she wanted a cake.

I guess one New Year they were going around the room making their resolutions, and he declared that he was going to become a UFC fighter that year. He was then presented with his new name...

This should look like a prize belt, but I'm not too sure it's coming across too well.
Either way, it's still pretty funny.

Judi and I are now a tag team. She's "Hulk Harvin" and I'm "The Teriyaki Terror". Lenae's going to be our Nitro Girl.

It's ON!