Monday, May 2, 2011

Woah!

The Kid went to a week long horse camp over spring break. AAAAAAaaaahhhhhHH!!!! Vacation for both of us.
Here is the cake that I made for her last day.

It had a black dog, a rabbit, and a pig running around the bottom of it. Those are some of the other animals she got to play with and take care of over the course of the week.

This was my first time working with marzipan, I used it to make the horse,and it worked out pretty well. One thing I did not expect was that the marzipan would be so oily. I did like the way the shapes held up, and did not sag the way I would expect my fondant to.

Like I told my friends, I was feeling kind of guilty since I did not make The Kid a cake for her birthday last year. But then I think on it, and realize that she gets no reason cakes all year long.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Trying New Things

So I've been experimenting with some new flavors, you've already seen the Guinness cupcakes. A magazine came out that has tons of flavors I've been wanting to try, including a chocolate peanut butter cup! Yummy!
I have not got that far yet, but I did try:

Orange creamsicle cupcakes.

These were for Lenae's son's birthday. I think they got the thumbs up from almost everyone, except for me and The Kid, but we're cake freaks purists, we both like plain white cake with no frosting.

And I had some leftover chocolate batter from these cupcakes.
So I tried out dark chocolate and orange cupcakes. I just added a hoop more bittersweet chocolate chunks and orange juice and zest to the batter, and used leftover orange creamsicle frosting.
Of course, since I'm an evil enabler, I took them to the gym for my workout partners to taste test.

They cursed me, but they ate them!

Also on the "To Do" list are these delicious sounding Butterbeer cupcakes from AmyBites. Cream soda and caramel...sounds like awesome!

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Boys of Summer

I love baseball, I really do. I don't have a favorite team, I just like watching it played. I think it reminds me of when I was a kid, my brother played for many years, and one of my best friends was on the baseball team in high school.

I've said before that I really like making cakes for men. You can only make so many girly, frilly, children's cakes without going a little nuts. But then maybe that's just me.
**Sidenote: Had a discussion with Sgt. Awesome the other day while we were watching previews for movies. The words that actually came out of my mouth were "Maybe I'm a man because I would much rather see Hall Pass(which looks super dumb) than Sex in the City (which makes me want to gouge my eyeballs out)." So maybe I'm just predisposed to slightly less feminine themes? Who knows. Probably more than you ever wanted to know about me. Sidenote over**

Ok, so what does all this have to do with cake?
Well, I made a baseball themed cake for a man's birthday.

We had originally discussed just cupcakes with the Dodger's logo on each one, but I though that would make me crazy. I'm glad I came up with the pennant idea, it's something I've been meaning to make for Awesome's birthday for some years but he keeps getting the girly white chocolate cake.

I used my cake dying skillz to color the inside of the cake.

I also had to make a template to maximize the cuts in the cake so that I could get the longest pennant shape possible out of two 9X13 cakes. Math makes my head hurt.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Geburtstag!

None of my German friends has ever had me make them a cake before. I've taken cupcakes to my doctor once or twice, but I've discovered that the thing the Germans really love is Brownies. I don't think that they have anything like that here, so it's really a treat.

Anyway, my doctor has told me that American cakes are too sweet, I guess it's all the frosting.

Anyway, again, one of the teachers at The Kid's school wanted a birthday cake for her mother's 90th birthday. I was told...."She likes roses". That was all. Crap, my rose piping skills are pretty out of date, I don't think I've made a buttercream rose in over 3 years.

So I did the next best thing, I hid my cruddy piping skills with chocolate covered strawberries (another thing I don't think they make here!).

Ok, I guess they're not *THAT* bad.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Mustache March Madness!!


So, Mustache March is finally over, here is a link to the Wiki. The husband only lasted about two weeks with his lip weasel. It was causing too much distraction at his office, people kept giggling during meetings, not productive.

I started out with these mustache templates I found on The Inspired Bride.

I ended up having to cut them apart to account for the sticks. Here is a photo of a bunch of them piped out in chocolate.

A whole bunch of chocolate 'staches that have set up.

The finished product

The problem with the little sticks is that the 'staches kept twirling around, but overall a great success!

Monday, March 21, 2011

Happy Belated Birthday!

The Husband's big Four-Oh was on the 4th of this month. Unfortunately for him, he spent it in bed sick with Norovirus. I guess it's going around our area...Awesomesauce!
So, obviously no cake for him on his birthday.
The next week, he went on a trip, so no cake again.
I told him that the only way he was going to get a cake for his birthday was if I could bring it to him at his office. There was no way in processed grains and sugar hell I was going to have a big cake sitting on our dining room table for a week.
So I took it to the office last monday.
I swear, I don't mean to sound like I'm stereotyping, but taking a cake into an office filled with cops is like chumming the water on Shark Week! One person left the office with a slice of cake, and soon enough there was a line out the door!

Anyway, onto the cake.

This is a special cake I only make for him on his birthday. Not the most masculine cake ever to grace these pages, but it was fantastic!

Sgt. Awesome's White Chocolate Strawberry Shortcake, with white chocolate buttercream, fresh strawberries, and white chocolate dipped strawberries.
White chocolate is his favorite obviously. Luckily the strawberries have started to come in to the stores, and they are very nice for this time of the year.

Happy Birthday Mr. Awesome!

Thursday, March 17, 2011

St. Patrick's Day

We started our day with some green eggs and milk! I think that she was somewhat nervous about trying these. It's just food coloring babe!
Here is Steve the Sock Monkey modeling one of the pins I gave out this year.
A fantastic pattern from another outstanding crafter and blogger, Betz White.
I only made one glittery & sparkly one, four guesses who got this one, I only have 4 friends after all....
If you answered Lenae, gold star for you! She was actually pouting because I was handing the pins out to my other 3 friends since I wouldn't be seeing them on St. Patrick's day. Yeah, I made her wait, evil laugh....MWAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Well, it didn't end there. It ended with St Patrick's Day (night)ZUMBA!!!
I actually bought a pair of green legwarmers, and then when I was cleaning my "closet" I found another pair! So, Teri got my extras.
Lenae and Me rockin' the green fishnets!

I also prepared some appropriate sweet treats for the evening.
Chocolate Guinness Cupcakes, with bittersweet chocolate ganache centers and white chocolate and Bailey's Irish Cream buttercream. I used the recipe I found on Confessions of a Tart! What kind of an awesome blog name is that?!?!?
I didn't use the whiskey in the ganache, and I had some white chocolate buttercream left over from The Husband's birthday cake, so I mixed my Bailey's right into that.
Who knew beer (stout) in cake would be so good?!?

OK, so I managed to work Crafts and Cakes into this post....

I'll round out this St. Patrick's Day post with my favorite Patrick on the CrossFit circut, Patrick Barber. Currently tied at #33 on the Crossfit Open Leaderboard.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Funny Bunny

Now I can't seem to discover if this bunny is named "Happy Bunny", or "Grumpy Bunny", but I guess it is an entire product line? I know I've seen it before, and it is kind of cute.

Yes....I still suck at taking photos of my cakes...


I would say that this is a pretty happy bunny.

Here is the cute saying that the birthday girl wanted on her cake.

Awesomesauce!

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Hear me ROAR!

Ok, enough diet and exercise nonsense, I know you freaks come here for the cakes.

One of Kidlet's friends had a birthday at the movie theater, and they showed Voyage of the Dawn Treader (this shows how old this cake is). Originally we had wanted to make an actual Dawn Treader cake, but I gave myself a headache just thinking about it.

Finally, a brain fart, and thought I could make a Sir Peter Shield!!

Ta-dah!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Semi-Paleo and Other FitFamily Nonsense

So since about the first week of January I made a serious dietary change. I (just me, not The Husband, or Kidlet) started trying to eat Paleo. It just seemed the logical progression after getting seriously serious about CrossFit.

Paleo is essentially a high protein, low carb, clean eating lifestyle. I guess it is similar to The Zone, but less structured.

Now for the "But" section. I am not 100% Paleo, I still eat and drink dairy, I use commercial salad dressings and some condiments, I do not consume grass fed beef, Omega-3 eggs, and I eat lots and lots of bacon. I do however try to reduce as much as possible, my intake of processed sugars (no more Coffee Mate), whole sugars, and grain carbs (bread, pasta, rice).

By far the easiest thing to lose was the grain carbs, because they are obvious, and easy to avoid. Sugars however are another thing all together. High Fructose Corn Syrup is The Devil, and as you know, The Devil is in the details. Why is there HFCS in my sausage?????

Anyway, serious changes are afoot in my body! The Husband claims I am calmer, easier to get along with, and generally in a better mood. What the heck? Was I some kind of crazy harpy last year? My clothing is getting loose, I have muscle definition where there once was none, and I now look better in a size medium, than a size large.

Starting at the beginning of this month The Husband decded he would get serious about his diet as well. Here it is, only 23 days in and he has already lost 10 lbs, and is at his target weight, that bas***d!

Starting this week, Kidlet is now eating 2 Paleo-ish meals a day, and regular kid foods for lunch and snacks. She's only 8 and pretty active, I also try to never refer to it as a diet when talking to her, to her, it's just what we eat.

Here is an example of two of our meals for the day.

Breakfast:
Baby bear:
1 scrambled egg with a bit of milk, salt, pepper, and cheese and fresh fruit.

I am curious to know if Kidlet's teacher notices any changes in her as a result of her new breakfast. Does she seem to have more energy, is she less hyper (due to not eating a bowl of Fruit Loops before going to school), is she in general better behaved? Not that these were issues, but I am wondering. Kidlet herself says she feels better, but maybe she knows that's what I want to hear.

Momma Bear:
2 scrambled eggs with pulled pork, leftover roasted bell peppers, and fresh fruit.

I usually drink about 20oz. of water with this meal and take my mulitvitamin, blood pressure medication (which I hope to lose soon!), and fish oil.

Pappa Bear:
3 scrambled eggs with milk, bacon, mushrooms, asparagus, and fresh fruit.

His is in a take out container because I drop it off at his office on my way to the gym. People complain that I'm spoiling him, but honestly it saves us money (a similar breakfast is about $7), and I can make sure he is not cheating on me with toast or pancakes.

Her is a sample of our dinner from the same day.
Baby Bear:
Pulled pork, buffalo mozzarella balls, green salad.

She gets some ranch dressing on her salad, I'm not a monster! Though I've found that if I crumble some Fetta cheese on it, she does not want the dressing. She will either drink a glass of water, milk, or OJ. She used to have a popsicle for dessert, but we talked about how a dessert should be something special, and really not for every night. In the end we compromised, and now I buy frozen berries and keep them in a tuperware in the freezer, and she has a bowlfull after she finishes her dinner.

Momma Bear:
Pulled pork, roasted sweet potatos, tomato mozarella salad, and green salad.

I'll drink a big glass of whole milk with my dinner. People gross out when I tell them I only drink whole milk, I like it, it's kind of a treat.

Pappa Bear:
Roast beef (he does not eat pork), roasted sweet potatos, asparagus & Portobello mushrooms, mozarella & tomato salad, and green salad.

He will usually have a glass of milk too. I try to give him more good fats, and protein in his meal since now he is at a good weight, but trying to build muscle.

Also note that I did not cook two dinners this night, the roast and pork were cooked on the same night, and we ate most of the roast that night. I like to make pulled pork because I like it in my eggs, and on salads, and Kidlet will eat it too.

So there is a sample of my meals. Is it easy to stick to? Yes, after you get over your cravings for sugars and carbs, it's so easy. Do I cheat? Of course!!! Just not every day. We allow ourselves up to 5 "treats" per week, I guess you could treat a whole meal, but I rather treat only one item. For example, if I'm going to Lenae's house for dinner, I call ahead and ask if she is making her awesome salsa, because if she is, I'm going to hold out on my treat until then. But even with this treat, I'm not going to eat a half a bag of tortilla chips like I used to, just a handful. When I get a craving for something sweet, and fruit is not cutting it, I get a 70% or higher cocoa content chocolate bar. Yeah that thing is bitter, but it satisfies my chocolate craving, and I will only want to eat one small square, not the whole bar.

Is this the best diet out there? Who knows, but it is the best diet for me. I think it works because I'm not ever very hungry, and if I am, I have so many things I like that I can eat. Luckily I'm more of a savory person, and not that hung up on sweets.

Up side, I feel like a total winner when I'm at the grocery store. The last time I did my weekly shop, the only things in my cart that were not fruit, veg, meat, or dairy, were garbage bags, laundry detergent, and dryer sheets.

Yes, I was disproportionaly proud of myself.

Friday, February 18, 2011

For the Ladies!

So Kidlet got her awesome V-day cards again this year, and so, keeping up the tradition I made flower corsages for my friends.

Last year I got snowed in, so had lots and lots of time to work on those. This year it was down to the wire, so I used this tutorial from Heather Bailey. Who is by the way one of the coolest crafters out there in the blog-o-sphere.

I modified her pattern a little bit and added my own touches of flair. A couple of zipper roses, and some fun stacked buttons.

And lots of ribbon of course!


Here is the action shot.

I gave one to my Zumba instructor and she pinned it to her jacket. It did some funky moves whenever we had to shimmy.

Monday, February 14, 2011

V-Day 2011!

Generally Valentine's day turns into a last minute craftapalooza on the dining room table, and why break tradition, this year was no exception. I have been feeling particularly lazy in the whole crafting department, and we had our swimming championships the weekend before V-Day.

But I managed to pull it together for the kidlet.

This year we went with a combination of last year's card (based on this totally AWESOME tutorial),and this guitar lolli template from Zakka Life. She looks oh so different this year than she did last year.

After some false starts with the jumping action photo (my kid has unfortunately never seen a VanHalen video).


We finally got the shot that we wanted to use.


I digitally cut it out and placed it over a background I found on the internet, and added the text. This year I actually had some photo paper, so I used that, and mounted the pictures on some craft paper.


Next I made the guitar lolli's according to the tutorial, and pushed them through the card near her hand. There was a scale issue, but that's ok, these are for 8 year olds.

Ba-da-BAM!!! The rockin'est Valentine's cards in the 3rd grade!

Friday, February 11, 2011

Minnie Mouse

Baby Minnie cake for a first birthday party.

Of course I forgot to take a picture of it until after I had moved it into it's transport box.

I just cant resist adding those little choking hazards. But then I guess that the baby is not the only one eating the cake.

And the lovely little dive cake.

Monday, January 31, 2011

I don't know if I should laugh, or be mad!

Zumba vs. CrossFit
This might not be SFW, I can't remember I was giggling so much.


For the record, I do Zumba on the days I feel too muscle tired to lift, it makes for a nice change, I call it my MetCon day. I have also never ripped my hands from doing too many pullups (mostly because I can't even do one unasisted), and I am on a 70/30 Paleo diet, since I can only drink my coffee with lots of cream, and enjoy the occasional trip to Subway.

CrossFit is kind of a cult though!

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Hey There Snoopy!

My first Snoopy/Peanuts cake, made for a 1st birthday.

The colors here and the Snoopy images came from the plates and decorations that the parents had bought for the party.

I was pretty happy with the doghouse that went on the top of the cake.

There was a Woodstock smash cake that went along with this cake, but I forgot to get a picture of it.